Stacy's Sims Spot: BOtU 5

Today on Lifestyles of the Genetically Challenged...

Sarai attempts to entertain the family with a puppet show. Her dad's hanging around again, but he walks off pretty quickly, as does Salim.

Jazlyn and Camille stick around for the story, though.

Afterwards, Jazlyn serenades Salim over the counter.

He's digging it; guess she sounds better than she looks, though I don't think she'll be getting any recording deals anytime soon.

After breakfast, Camille wanders off to make a mess in mom and dad's room, because reasons.

It's, um...a cow. An abstract cow.

Sarai comes in and cleans up the mess, for which she receives praise from Jazlyn.

Camille, why can't you be more like your big sister? Because then you'd miss out on the awesomeness that is me, that's why.

Jazlyn decides they need to get out in the fresh air, so they head down to the Desert Bloom Park. Oh look, Akira's here, too. I'm so shocked.

Actually, I am. Because Jazlyn starts to serenade him. And tries to rip out his internal organs. I'm confused. Does she like him or hate him?

Are they...are they singing a duet?

She is apparently happy with what she's found down there. You shouldn't exactly be surprised, Jaz...you did procreate with him, after all.

Clearly she remembers, because the next thing I know...

Girl, what are you doing? Think of Salim!

Meanwhile, Camille is hard at work trying to make a BFF. The kid she was working on before became a teenager, so she needed a new victim. Maricela is working out nicely.

Oh, we're back to doing this again. I'm disappointed in Jazlyn's lack of morals.

Back at home later that night, Salim tries to nicely ask the neighbors to keep it down.

He is not so nicely told where he can shove it.

Since sleep will be elusive for a bit, he figures why not mack on the wife.

Oh, Salim. Do you know what your wife was doing just hours ago? DO YOU?!?!

The next morning, it's Salim's turn to deal with one of the messes the girls are always making; this time, it's Malia.

I think he's really got the dad look down.

Salim and Jazlyn head off to work; Sarai and Camille are off to school. The nanny, Malia, and Dylan are having a quiet morning when all of a sudden, the neighbor just waltzes right in and grabs a toy from Malia's bedroom. He then proceeds to sit down in front of the TV and play with the toy llama. What. The. Fuck.

The nanny totally doesn't care that a stranger just barged in and made himself at home; she's making faces at Malia in the kitchen.

Hang loose, dudette.

That evening, Jazlyn is getting her archaeological study on when the nanny comes in to chat. Is she....is she trying to cop a feel? Jazlyn's looking like she'd be ok with that, and would probably like it if that other hand was going in for a little spanking action, too. This is so weird.

Then...oh no. No, no, no.

She's pregnant yet again.

Salim has no choice but to accept his fate; no one said he had to look happy about it, though.

At this point, I decide I need to take some matters into my own hands. Full disclosure, I use Master Controller Command Center and have some custom lifespans enabled. With so many kids, however, I think it's time to start aging them up as soon as I can.....otherwise, it's going to take quite some time to get to the next generation. Sarai has completed her childhood aspiration, so I have Jazlyn throw her a little birthday party. Bonus, she can let her folks know they're going to be grandparents again.

Even they don't seem thrilled with her news. Clearly, four was more than enough for everyone but Jazlyn to handle.

Sarai becomes a teenager....time to really see the genetics she's inherited.

What are YOU looking at?

She is not happy...presumably because she's inherited her mother's nose.

You'd cry too, if you were doomed to stabbing people in the eye when you kissed them.

I mean, it could be worse.

The next afternoon, Camille invites Maricela over to make some more progress on obtaining BFF status.

Success!

Dylan ages up to a toddler. I don't know whether to find that stare cute or creepy.

Sarai gets to work on her homework. What is her fascination with doing her homework sitting on toddler beds while her siblings are sleeping?

Camille's next goals are to become friends with two adults and three children. Sarai takes her down to Myshuno Meadows to see who they can meet, but there is NO ONE there. So Camille wanders down to the food truck carnival just outside of the park. No kids, so she gets to work on the first couple of adults she sees. Sarai is totally cool with her sister talking to strange men.

They're pretty amused by Camille's stories, and she easily becomes friends with them.

Then she goes and does this. Socks and flip flops back there is wondering why this girl hasn't been informed that making messes like this in public is generally frowned upon.

Back home later that evening, Malia has a bad dream and chooses to wake up Sarai instead of mom or dad. Sarai is not moved by her sister's tears.

The next day, Sarai takes Camille to the park again after school. When they return, Jazlyn is in labor. I tried to send her off to the hospital, but it was too late....this kid was coming NOW.

But....oh God. Why. WHY.

It's twins.

On the bright side, I don't have to worry about any more surprise babies. This house is packed full. Welcome to the madhouse, Alex and Leah.

Oddly enough, after the twins are born, Jazlyn then heads off to the hospital. I have never seen this happen before.

Jazlyn seems sad, and I have no idea why. I find it oddly adorable that every time she makes this face, her lower lip actually trembles like she's going to burst into tears at any moment.

Salim and Jazlyn take advantage of the nearly empty hospital. Nothing says romance like the hospital cafeteria, am I right?

Your nose is impaling my eyeball....that's fine. Harder for me to distinguish your features that way.

The next day, the nanny is stomping around, clearly pissed. I mean, if I was in charge of two toddlers and two infants, I'd probably lose my cool a bit, too. It was bad enough with my own kids when one was a toddler and one was an infant.