BOtU 6

Welcome back! When we last left off, Salim and Jazlyn had completed their own version of Full House by producing twins, meaning they are vastly outnumbered by kids. Sure would be nice to have that second nanny right about now, but alas, they are only graced by one.

Malia ages up to a child, so that helps a bit. She has rolled the Artistic Prodigy aspiration with the Dog Lover trait.

Dylan is quite the, uh, wild child, and makes messes back to back. 

Daddy Salim isn't having it.

But Dylan does not care, because as soon as Salim walks away, he resumes the mess making.

Dylan is not happy about being scolded yet again.

As a reminder, I've made the decision to start aging these kids up as soon as they complete childhood aspirations so that we can speed things up a little. Camille has made all of the friends she needs to, so she's up next.

During the party, Jazlyn tries to have a little play time with Dylan. 

Awkwardness abounds.

Camille is ready for her big reveal...

Oh, she's cute! A big girl, but cute all the same.

Salim works with Dylan on some flash cards. Is Dylan trying to cheat and peek at the back or something? Oh, hi, Akira, long time, no see. 

Camille's new Aspiration, as decreed by the random generator, is Outdoor Enthusiast. Side note: both she and Sarai rolled the Unflirty trait upon aging up. Anyway, since part of this aspiration includes harvesting unknown plants and catching fish in Granite Falls, Jazlyn and Salim take Sarai, Camille, and Malia on vacation to Granite Falls. 

Camille roasts beetles over the campfire.

Mmm, so tasty. Much protein.

Salim and Jazlyn steal a tender moment together...

And Jazlyn spends some time getting her groove on. 

Back home, Camille attempts to identify some of these unknown plants she gathered in Granite Falls.

Um....I'm not sure that's how that works.

Also, there's a pile of trash and the neighbor's beloved llama toy stuck in the dead space around the elevator. The trash eventually disappears. The llama is still there.

Dylan ages up to a child. So far, so good. 

Akira invites Sarai to his birthday party, and she brings along Jazlyn and Camille. 

Happy birthday, dad!

Jazlyn's throwing him quite the come hither look, but thankfully, nothing comes of it.

The twins age up to toddlers. Somewhat cute now, but I have a feeling that they are going to inherit some unfortunate features. 

Camille helps her brother work on his Whiz Kid aspiration by playing chess with him.

Leah does what these kids do best and makes a giant mess. 

But what's this? She incurs the wrath of both parents! They are clearly tired of these shenanigans.

And yes, there's a garden growing in the hallway. Camille needs to eat 10 plants, and without a yard, she's gotta do what she's gotta do. 

Malia has by now completed her childhood aspiration, so...birthday party time! 

Drum roll, please...

Ah, there's the nose again. Sorry, sweetie.

It is apparently not a very exciting party, because folks start gathering in the hallway and cheering on the weird neighbor while he plays with an action figure.

Jazlyn takes her teen daughters down to the gym so they can get their sweat on. 

After all, they'll need to use any advantage they can to find a nice young man to settle down with soon.

That's gotta hurt.

The workout has done wonders for Camille's figure. She looks like she's ready to take on San Myshuno. 

Aaaannnd.... that's all I have for today! Until next time...